February 2012
if i were famous i would tweet back fans all the time and be like “i probably just gave that person a heart attack ha hA HA”
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Please, reblog if you're among the BBC Sherlock...
Character 1 from OTP: Hey.
Character 2 from OTP: Hello.
Me: Their sexual tension is killing me
But I just want too be drunk so I can forget about...
If two people are in love, let them. If they claim to be in love but aren’t, let them. If they fight like cat and dog but still seem happy, they probably share the greatest love of them all. Everyone needs to but the fuck out of everyone else’s business and stop interfering. Live your own lives. Be happy with yourself and those who you love and stop bringing people down. That only proves they were...
