March 2012
With my sexy doobays Lauren and Shelby. I love them for the world
February 2012
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“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist
“I did give Josh a concussion, though. I did a death kick-a fake death kick, but...”
– Jennifer Lawrence - Glamour US
Just like summer’s after spring, You’ll be there for me, Just like my favorite song, I’ll put you on repeat, Just like the air I breathe, You are my everything, Whoa-oh-oh oh, oh oh.. You are my everything. Oh, oh, here we go, I’ve never been loved like this before, Oh, oh, here we go, Here we go!
AND I SAY HEY
WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
WHERE YOU CAN LEARN TO WORK AND PLAY
AND GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER.
Guys can you imagine next year at the Oscars, when the Hobbit just fucking destroys everything in its path and wins everything, there will be Martin Freeman standing in the wreckage.
And with eyes aflame he will look into the camera, raise the statue triumphantly and scream
‘FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR’
And in the corner Leonardo DiCaprio will weep bitter tears and rock back and forth.
You know whats nice? Boobs.
